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David Letterman
With Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings
12/02/04

DL: "Least successful Donald Trump enterprise?"
KJ: "What is the...Trump Home Comb-over set."

KJ: "Ground zero."

Yikes.

David Letterman
12/03/04

"It's a nice thing we destroy a 100 year old wonder of nature and turn it into a crappy TV special..."

Joke about annual Christmas tree ceremony at Rockefeller Center.

"Understand, there's no glory, you're not aware."

Wouldn't mind seeing a live one myself.

TV-News
Peter Jennings
Clinton library opening
11/18/04

"Lead the task with my attitude is 'Serve the law.'"

Jay Leno
Guest Musician
11/12/04

"And we're proud of our wink, we got a deal, cause we've been around."

Ellen DeGeneres
12/07/04

"'We'll never eat all that pie and turkey.' And that's when you want to say that's your, that's not my problem that's your problem lady."

"Grandma said, 'Understand that's an all Weiner planet.'"

Ellen DeGeneres
12/07/04

"When you're on the phone and people won't let you off the phone, when you're tryin' to wrap it up, and you go, 'alrigthy okie doke then...'"

"And I am pretty cool."

Some of the most conclusive proof of RS validity yet.

Ellen DeGeneres
12/09/04

I was at a friend's house the other day and I heard her say something and I said 'What, what you say?'" And she said 'Nothing I was just...'"

"'Tons of shit.'"
"He has to show no dishonor."

Ellen DeGeneres
12/09/04

"...think inside of my head a lot but it never comes out. Well once in a while I'll look in the mirror and say..."

"Make allowance don't blow it."

Ellen DeGeneres
12/09/04

"...say something it's only polite, let them know that you're in the room. You should say hey by the way I'm..."

"Warn but don't yell."

Ellen DeGeneres
12/09/04

"Can't believe we even let it out. It's beyond this life, that is sure."