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Daniel Powter
Bad Day
 "Cause you had a bad day. Your taking one down. You sing a sad song, just to turn it around. You said you don't know.""One more big lesson. So I really rehearsed it. Please notice, nice and easy, poised, no one nasty."
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Daniel Powter
Bad Day
 "You're fakin' a smile with the coffee to go.""Woe I always believe I'll get to belong, I'm semi-carefree."

Sell me caffeine.

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Daniel Powter
Bad Day
 "The camera don't lie you're comin back down and you really don't mind you had a bad day.""Hey, hey, hey, he's gonna try it, he found we must believe we've gained a way, we can trust it, count on most to like it."
177
David Letterman
Ellen Degeneres
 "I don't know where she was. She was out of town. She'd been out of town quite a lot lately.""'If you write our names, it's just fun night. Get real, fall in love, nice planet. Do you know I still got Joey's? Are we sure? What have we got?"
178
David Letterman
Ellen Degeneres
 "Yea he's really funny. Yeah. He's really funny. And uh, the best...In fact, you know you sat down and you wrote this uh...""Carefully served with bitter blood, tonight Adolph Hitler would see, enough healers, he hate."
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David Letterman
Ellen Degeneres
 "Kind of a yes or no deal wasn't it?"
"Yeah, yeah.
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"Yoo hoo, we all adapt. Big fire. Live fight. Here's the lead, go on your site, your back."
180
David Letterman
With Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings
12/02/04
 DL: "'Bacon', we were looking for 'bacon'."
KJ: "See I, I over thought it."
KJ: "All for goin' out right?"
181
David Letterman
Ellen Degeneres
 "A really drunk, 'Ah what are you looking at?' kinda' drunk guy. So my son is horrified, he's just, 'Oh gees, what's happened?'""The class knows she's gold! Sexy's now Federal. Saint, he loves them hoes."
182
David Letterman
12/03/04
 "It's a nice thing we destroy a 100 year old wonder of nature and turn it into a crappy TV special..."

Joke about annual Christmas tree ceremony at Rockefeller Center.

"Understand, there's no glory, you're not aware."

Wouldn't mind seeing a live one myself.

183
David Letterman
12/19/08
 "Here's something that's really fun. If you want to go see a team that looks like they're playing for the first time...go down and see the Nicks.""Not sure? Further feel. We feel stupid. And me? Please show Leno that we fit. Enough healers didn't get to my street."