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David Letterman
Ellen Degeneres

"Kind of a yes or no deal wasn't it?"
"Yeah, yeah."

"Yoo hoo, we all adapt. Big fire. Live fight. Here's the lead, go on your site, your back."

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David Letterman
Ellen Degeneres

"A really drunk, 'Ah what are you looking at?' kinda' drunk guy. So my son is horrified, he's just, 'Oh gees, what's happened?'"

"The class knows she's gold! Sexy's now Federal. Saint, he loves them hoes."

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David Letterman
Ellen Degeneres

"I don't know where she was. She was out of town. She'd been out of town quite a lot lately."

"'If you write our names, it's just fun night. Get real, fall in love, nice planet. Do you know I still got Joey's? Are we sure? What have we got?"

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David Letterman
12/03/04

"It's a nice thing we destroy a 100 year old wonder of nature and turn it into a crappy TV special..."

Joke about annual Christmas tree ceremony at Rockefeller Center.

"Understand, there's no glory, you're not aware."

Wouldn't mind seeing a live one myself.

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David Letterman
With Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings
12/02/04

DL: "Least successful Donald Trump enterprise?"
KJ: "What is the...Trump Home Comb-over set."

KJ: "Ground zero."

Yikes.

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David Letterman
With Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings
12/02/04

DL: "'Bacon', we were looking for 'bacon'."
KJ: "See I, I over thought it."

KJ: "All for goin' out right?"

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David Letterman
12/19/08

"...the toy store, the 'Big' toy store up the street. What's the name of that?"
"It's called uh.."
"Big toys?"

"See I always forget. Then the man has help. Here's to the power of two."

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David Letterman
12/19/08

"I was thinking, how can I describe the Letterman family Christmas? You know what it's like, the Letterman family Christmas, everybody at my house? You know what it's like?"

"'Made up, your basement's there. You'll laugh in our belly at the yells. 'They don't want to eat. Eat some turkey and laugh. No real dark, it's a gigantic lie.' 'I guess so.'"

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Death Cab for Cutie
Soul Meets Body

"And I do believe it's true that there are roads left in both of our shoes, but if the silence takes you then I hope it takes me too."

"Fooling with this dream is against the people who will have it. I'm really scared he's been their massive victim. It's real sad when you've got a neat plan that's not gonna all happen. Foolish, she's simply, 'Yeah I wouldn't believe, you got to me."

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Deepak Chopra

"...I live in California, I'm married to so and so, I drive such and such a car...'"

"I know gridlock through India."